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Thursday, March 11th, 2010

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If you purchased a Jacob Black Barbie doll and noticed his Quileute tattoo was upside down, there’s a solution! Via Summit we have an official statement from Mattel:

Twilight fans! As you may have heard, Mattel’s heartthrob Jacob doll’s
iconic tribal tattoo is upside down on a portion of the total dolls
produced. Mattel apologizes for the mistake in production and is working
to rectify the situation. If you purchased a Jacob doll with an upside
down tattoo and wish to replace your doll with an accurately represented
tattoo, please call Mattel customer service at 1-800-524-8697 for more
information or 1-800-491-7514 if you purchased your doll directly from
Barbie Collector.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

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Via: Pattinson Life.

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

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“30 Rock” star Judah Friedlander tweeted the picture above today. He met Rob backstage at the Jimmy Fallon show and he had to take a picture with him.

Everyone wants a picture with Rob, our boy is all grown up :’).

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

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Kellan Lutz, Stephen Moyer from True Blood, and Paul Wesley from The Vampire Diaries, attended the Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Fun Fearless Male Awards” at The Mandarin Oriental Hotel in NYC last night. They joked about the vampires of their shows and movies facing off in an epic vampire battle and imagined what it would be like. Kellan thinks True Blood vamps would win! Wat…

I think True Blood would kick all our asses. Eric on True Blood) would kick all our asses. He’s a bad ass on the show.” But, he continued, “Really, who knows. We all have different strengths and powers.” For the Cullen clan, “you have to rip us apart. That can be tough if you [don't have] super human strength to do that.”

Kellan, baby, NO. Just because the Twilight vampires sparkle doesn’t many they’re My Little Ponies. Let’s review why True Blood vampires could never beat the Twilight vampires, shall we?

1. In the first episode of True Blood two rednecks capture vampire Bill to drain his blood (in True Blood vampire blood is an illegal drug that has amazing properties. “V” makes people feel great, like no other drug can, and it’s very expensive. So people like to capture vampires to steal their blood, which is a surprisingly easy thing to do – by mortals!). These two rednecks (who aren’t even the sharpest tools in the shed) actually manage to lure him to a dark forest behind a deli and restrain him. The guy’s like a 120 years and is still innocent enough to follow shady people he’s never met before, who clearly have an agenda. All it takes to restrain vampire Bill is a thin silver chain. A very thin silver chain. Do you think two rednecks would’ve been able to restrain Edward,or even luring him some place dark in the first place? Not even if you offered him some Bella candy and toldhim you were a friend of his mother!

2. On another episode three rednecks burn a house down and kill three vampires. All it took was fire to kick their butts, and again, it was a group three mortals. No smarts, no skills.

3. On another episode of the first season a character and his girlfriend manage to capture a vampire to drain his blood and keep them in a basement for a few days. These two people were mortals too, and like the mortal vampire killers mentioned above, they’re neither smart, fast or strong. Also like the in the previous instances, the vampire is completely defenseless against silver and silly people. And like vampire Bill, we was easily fooled.

And that’s just the beginning. If simple mortals with no plans or skills can kill the True Blood vampires with little effort, I think the Cullens can manage too ;) .

For the record, I adore True Blood :) . And I don’t have an opinion on the Vampire Diaries because I’ve never watched the show.

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

The Independent has an article talking about the higher sales in pale foundation reported by several make up companies. All companies have Twilight to thank for this new trend.

British paper, the Daily Star quoted Eric Jimenez, global make-up artist for Urban Decay Cosmetics, as saying: “Due to films such as Twilight, people have begun to see that pale skin can still be sophisticated, timeless and glamorous.

“We’ve had higher sales in our Surreal Skin foundations due to their natural-looking shades. Women are beginning to embrace their pale skin and are finding that you don’t need to look bronzed to be beautiful.”

Meanwhile, British Marie Claire confirms that sales of pale skin foundation have gone through the roof since the premier of New Moon:

“Cosmetic companies have seen a 200 per cent rise in customers snapping up pale foundation powders and liquids, which coincides with the Twilight: New Moon film,” the magazine’s beauty editors write.

Online company FeelUnique, reports that its best-selling product is now a fine, pale pink illuminating powder by Bare Escentuals called Mineral Veil, while sales of L’Oreal’s True Match powder in Rose Ivory have also risen by 133 per cent.

If you’re really into getting the perfect Twilight pale look, but you don’t want to look like a Halloween party goer 365 days a year, you must check out our special Make Up Guide HERE. We recommend our own make up products and have instructions on how to copy each character’s look!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Starts at 5:35.

Via Twilight Lexicon.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

This time it’s a tobacco free public service message.

Via: Twilight Lexicon.

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

A fan is selling her copy of the Twilight book signed by Rob, Kristen and Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke. There’s also video of them signing the book in Rome as proof of its authenticity:

Contact information on her youtube page.

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Check out the latest Twilight meme via Twilight Lexicon:

Monday, February 15th, 2010

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From the people who brought you the Edward-face shower curtain, behold: the Twilight manllows.

What are manllows, you say?

Manllow: half man, half pillow.

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

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>> Edward manllow HERE.
>> Jacob mannlow HERE.

Via: KStew411 on Twitter.

Monday, February 15th, 2010

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The nominees for this year’s Kids Choice Awards have been announced, and New Moon has been nominated for Best Movie, while Taylor Lautner has been nominated for Best Actor.
Neither Rob nor Kristen scored nominations this year :( .

2010 Kids’ Choice Awards will be aired live on Nickelodeon at 8 P.M. on March 27.

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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Want your own Robert Pattinson? You’ll never have it, but thanks to Brazilian site Rabisco Pop you can build a little paper Rob complete with the sexy hair, cigarrette and wayfarers that will not make you feel weird at all.

All you have to do is print out this page and fold the paper Rob accordingly:

Print

Stop it, you know you want to. Now hit that print button and start foldin’!

Source: Robert Pattinson Brasil via Pattinson Life.

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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Jimmy Fallon did another installment of “Robert is Bothered” to explain
why Robert Pattinson is bothered by Valentine’s Day.

>> Watch it HERE!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

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MTV.com unveiled the limtied edition Jacob Black Tonner doll:

The limited edition Jacob action figure, which comes a few (long-awaited!) months after Tonner debuted its Laurent, Victoria, James and “Hungry Edward” dolls during last July’s Comic-Con, will be shapeshifting released this summer. The cost of the 17-inch-tall, hard plastic and vinyl figure will be $149.99 and there are only a limited number (3000 to be exact!) being made, so Twilighters, this is a chance to own a piece of cinematic history!

If you want to be one of those 3,000 owners make sure you sign up to Tonners newsletter to know when they’re available for pre-order.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Funny or Die.com wants to share with you guys their latest parody inspired in Twilight.



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